The Time Has Come

I fear it has happened. Today marks a very important day in the life of me. Anticipation for this day has lingered in the deep crevices of my mind. I never thought the day would arrive when I yearned to clean, to cook. As Kirby and I discussed dinner plans with Hana, I suddenly had the urge to cook something wonderful. To impress in the kitchen. What is happening to me? After Kirby left I dashed to Rachel Ray, but found nothing appealing (surprising, I know). I will make it up as I go! A pasta dish of course, but with the help of my nose and future-wife-instincts it will be a masterpiece! I made my shopping list and rushed to get ready. WHAT IS THAT??? Yes, there it was. And the more I looked, the more I found. The clean person's antagonist. The housewife's foe. The dust bunny. Overwhelmed with the thought of dust and dirt I immediately start cleaning. What have I become? I made the beds, straightened the living area, and swept the floor (with the help of Whoville of course). I fear the time has come. Dare I say it, I am a domesticated woman.